Why You Made The Naughty List This Year

With Christmas fast approaching, it’s time for the seasonal self-reflection. Turns out, despite a year full of giving and receiving, you have once again ended up on Santa’s naughty list. Wondering why? Here’s a few reasons:

Your Nights Were Not So Silent

Silent night, holy night. But not for you. You probably already grew up with nights more silent than those of your straight peers. And who’s to say a loud night cannot be holy? Especially if you were on your knees and whispered “Ah, men!”

You Turned The Other Cheek… One Too Many Times

The saying goes, if somebody slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. And you did. More than once. But turns out, that’s not quite how they meant it. Santa certainly didn’t. And once again, you earned a point for the naughty list. Oh well, here’s to more turning of cheeks and switching up them positions!

You Didn’t Believe In Santa

First of all, who can blame you? The ice caps are melting and the North Pole really doesn’t sound like a fitting place for an old bearded hunk and his family to live. Aren’t we tired of straight storylines, anyway? And on this note, has anyone ever actually seen Mrs. Claus? Perhaps Santa could skip the chimney this year and come out of the closet at last!

You Forgot The Milk And Cookies

Yes. Last Christmas, you once again forgot to keep up with the tradition. But what’s the big deal? Last time we checked, dairy was neither good for your skin nor the environment. And wasn’t gluttony one of the 7 deadly sins anyway? Now tell me, who was the sinner again?

Your Outfits Were Too Generous

Okay. Maybe a few of your ensembles were indeed a little too… festive. Hoe-hoe-hoe! But isn’t Christmas the season for all things flashy and sparkly? And of all people, Santa really isn’t the one to judge. Look at his red velvet two-piece sets, funky boots, hats and belts. So much for aging gracefully! Well, perhaps next year you’ll be nicer and rock an ugly Christmas jumper. It might even say “Jingle my bells.”

But enough of straight men and their centuries-old standards! It’s time to become your own Santa, and embrace your naughtiest sides. With our this week’s offer, Your Gay Secret Santa Kit, you can “make the yuletide gay” and gift yourself with 2 pairs of designer underwear and 3 other surprise products that make you feel especially festive.

Plus, if you make it among the first 15 buyers, you get -50% off. Don’t miss out!

We hope you have a wonderful start of the holiday season, filled with much love and many joyful experiences! And remember – the terms naughty and nice aren’t mutually exclusive.

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Is that gift value really true?

Yes, the extra products you can get for FREE in your first Gay Pack are really worth $210 in retail.

Which products are they?

Want to know what the products are? Aren’t you nosy! But here you go:

SYMBIOSIS Tightening Eye Mask

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Earth Harbor HELIOS Anti-Pollution Ampoule

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Discreetly packaged, for your convenience

We know that sometimes it’s difficult to be fully out. Or you just don’t want anyone to bother your business. For this reason, we’ve taken extra care in packaging the Gay Packs and ship them in discreet packaging.

Just your address

On the top of the pack you can just find your address, our address and the customs form (CN22) which includes a brief general description of the goods. We keep it as generic as possible and only include the form due to the law.

Nothing in the back

We keep the back of the package clear to make it even easier for you to get to your pack. Just strip it open and enjoy all the fab we chose for you that month.

Shipping

All Gay Packs ship for free to the US, EU & UK, Australia & Canada via Postal Companies.
Rates to other markets may vary.
All duties & shipping charges are included for EU markets.

100 day hassle-free returns

We think you’ll love the underwear but in the rare case you don’t, you can send them back and choose a pair you like from our shop to be added to your next pack. 

To make sure you got the perfect fit, we’ve developed our own sizing guide, keeping it as simple as possible.

XS

26-28 inches
66-71 cm

S

28-30 inches
71-76 cm

M

30-33 inches
76-84 cm

L

33-35 inches
84-89 cm

XL

35-37 inches
89-94 cm

XXL

37-39 inches
94-99 cm

3XL

39-42 inches
99-107 cm

4XL

42-46 inches
107-117 cm

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