Description
The baddest mist for your most powerful parts.
Introducing the Next Gay Thing–exclusive edition of Boy Tears, your new below-the-belt bestie. Created in collaboration with Bad Gurl Goodies, this hydrating and pH-balancing mist helps fight dryness, irritation, and unwanted odors—while making you feel like the icon you are.
Infused with clean, body-safe ingredients and a whole lot of attitude, this daily refresher was made for your parts and your power. Perfect post-shower, pre-hookup, or anytime you need a little boost of confidence down there.
Say hello to:
✅ Hydration
✅ Freshness
✅ Balance
Say goodbye to:
❌ Dryness
❌ Irritation
❌ Funky business
✨ Specially labeled for Next Gay Thing. Because fabulous deserves its own formula.
Made for: All genders, all bodies, all bottoms.





