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The How Gay Is Your Music Taste Test

ULTIMATE TEST: HOW GAY ARE YOU?

Wanted to know how fabulous you exactly are? Well, you can with this ultimate test!

1. Are you gay?*
- No, but my boyfriend is
- Yes and proud of it!
- I’m experimenting, I suppose
- Not as far as I know
2. Lady Gaga is…*
- A Madonna/Cher wannabe
- The new Madonna
- Who?
3. I like…*
- Hot underwear
- Don’t care about my underwear
- Something people tell me to wear
4. I meet new people largely…*
- .. on Grindr
- .. on Facebook
- .. at bars/clubs
- I don’t like people
5. What city would you love to live at?*
- New York, New York
- London, baby!
- Moscow, my friend
- I hate cities
6. Have you ever had your eyebrows plucked, waxed, or in some other way modified?*
- Yes, I’m not an animal
- No, why should I ever do that?!
7. Open up your closet and tell us what you see.*
- Myself
- Fantastic clothes – I really have good taste
- Nothing to wear
- Ehm… I don’t care
8. How many different perfumes do you have?*
- I don’t use perfume
- Less than 3
- More than 7, I lost count
9. How many pairs of shoes do you own?*
- One pair per season
- Way too many
10. Take some time and think about your friends. Who are they?*
- Mostly straight girls
- Mostly straight guys
- Mostly gay guys
11. Finish the sentence: I kissed a boy and I..*
- … liked it
- … loved it
- … couldn’t get enough of it
- Never did that. Never!
12. What's your favourite holiday?*
- Christmas
- New Year’s Eve
- Valentine’s Day
- Halloween
13. Favourite cocktail?*
- Cosmopolitan
- Rum + Coke
- Gin & Tonic
- I don’t drink cocktails
- I don’t drink
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