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3, 6 or 9 pairs
6-8x full-size grooming products

$620+ value
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4x full & travel size grooming products

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Size guide

To make sure you got the perfect fit, we’ve developed our own sizing guide, keeping it as simple as possible. You can find it below:

Size

Inch

CM

XS

26-28

66-71

S

28-30

71-76

M

30-33

76-84

L

33-35

84-89

XL

35-37

89-94

XXL

37-39

94-99

Available soon: 3XL & 4XL

When you are the upper end of a size, we recommend picking a larger one.